kill me, just kill me

Mr Anal has succeeded in pissing EVERYONE off in our department within the span of a morning. Truly Anal. If there's one thing I can thank him for, it's for fostering the camaradrie amongst the rebels (Bobo, Minime and I). The rolling eyes...the snide remarks...it's good to know you're not alone in your torture - there are fellow victims to share the pain with :/

Off my head...

I attended the wake of my cousin's grandma's. It felt more like a Saturday night dinner gathering. My uncle's sitting with us and telling us shit jokes. I mean, literally, shit jokes. Actually, they weren't really jokes? He was relating his funny experiences like how he'd apply antiseptic cream to his anus and stuff...eww. TOO MUCH INFO MAN. Anyhoo, one of my uncle's friend donated $1,000 because he couldn't attend. Somehow, this guy has links to the underworld, so he got some people to attend my cousin's grandma's wake...you know? To show some "face". The next thing you know, a bunch of Changkat Changi lower sec school kids were attending the wake - for two days!

I think a typical day of a kah-kia goes like this:

Morning - School
Afternoon - Pirating illegal vcds at some obscure mrt corner.
Evening - Free curry chicken and bee hoon dinner, buffet-style under some void deck of a HDB flat.

Funny eh?

Now onto the real funnies...















Er, which level for STUPIDITY ah?


One large cock please. De-haired.

















I don't know man. But does this sound kinky to you? "Touching with the welding ROD"..."Touching with others"...