office funnies

Yesterday, the Ballsucker (BS) lost the screw to his spectecles and ended up being a one-eyed jackass.

BS: Are there any opticians near our office?
Me: Hmm...I think the nearest one is at Raffles mrt. Or you could try China Square, they should have one there too.

However, the Irritant (IR), unable to control his kaypoh urges, HAD to give some gratuitous input to make his presence felt.

IR: BS! Why don't you try the mama shop!?!
BS & Me: ???

I sniggered at his BRILLIANT suggestion. This guy was just asking for it.

Me: The mama shop? And what are you going to say? "Ah Neh! I need a screw! Can you help?"

I've got nothing against the irritant, it's just that I can't let such golden opportunities to brighten up my day slip by :x