more office funnies

Minime cracked me up so hard today. I'm gonna miss him when he leaves. One less person to direct my insults to...one less person to laugh at. He's Indonesian by the way (so you'll get the joke) Here's what happened:

Mini: Charlotte, which is better? Billy Bombers or Bento Box?

Me: I don't know, I haven't tried Bento Box. But I don't really have a good impression of Billy Bombers cuz I don't remember having a "I have to come back here to eat" feeling. Have you tried Billy Bombers?

Mini: Yes, I ate their B-52...it's so thick and *goes on to describe his meal and ends his description with an orgasmic sigh*

Me: Bobo recommends their milkshake though.

Mini: But I find their taste too American.

Me: Too American eh? I think it's because you're more used to Bali Bombers la! *manical laugh which continues for a good 15 minutes, thereafter, sparodically whenever I see Minime's face*

Minime: (- -)" *purses his lips together, directs his eyes upwards and furrows his brows with mock indignation*

I seem to have some trouble understanding my looks-so-cool-when-he-doesn't-smile-but-wrinkles-up-like-a-prune-when-he-does jap boss (hereafter affectionately referred to as kk). After conducting a factory visit to one of our suppliers, he asked ant (my Indon colleague) and I out for lunch. What I heard was, "Cha-rot, do you want to dance?" But I knew it was not possible since he was gesturing the act of eating noodles. HEHE. So there you have it, dance is lunch, lunch is dance...or maybe, my ears were just choosing what my heart wanted to listen to. wahaha. Sorry bb, this is what happens when you've worked with two of the most argly farts (physically and professionally) in Shin*** - Everyone else is waaaaay better looking.

Everyone has the impression that Japs are perverts. I mean, who else would find vomit a turn on??? This picture says it all...

Before you guys get any funny ideas... this note was attached to the THUMB drive that my supplier was giving us (128 MB wor...damn chio). Haha...perhaps being a pervert is an unconscious response in a Jap.