s.e.a. games

Nah, I'm not talking about the South East Asian Games. It's something else altogether, the Shin*** Ediotic Achievements Games (Office category)

100m Dash

Goal: To punch in before 8.30am

The race starts when the doors of the mrt slide open. Participants have to jostle with each other and the maddening morning crowd to dash up the escalator. Obstacles such as "Blind-Ediots-Who-Can't-Read-Instructions-to-Keep-Left" and people who can't be bothered to put their bulky bags in place, causing them to jut out like nobody's business, are positioned stragetically along the way to increase the thrill of the race. The winner is the one who punches in the earliest, before 8.30am.

(On a side note: I sometimes feel like chopping the right legs of the aforementioned offenders, so that they will remember to stand on the LEFT. FOREVER. I'm evil. So sue me.)

Purchase Requisition Approval

Goal: To get as many items as you can requisite for your department.

Participants will be asked to draw up a list of 10 items they wish to purchase. To add excitement to the process, they will be asked to "negotiate" with an ANAL-RETENTIVE boss. The winner is the one with the most items approved by the end of the day/his or her lifetime.

This is what I've come up with so far...will update more next time :)